In case you weren’t aware, I hate selfies. The photo on my About page was taken by my wife. Most of my selfies are horrible and for good reason: men shouldn’t take selfies.
Duck Faces are a Big No
Silly Glasses Aren’t Cute
Selfie is Another Word for Mugshot
It’s Unwise to Ask Us for a Selfie…
If You Must Take a Selfie…
- Comb your hair
- Make sure your teeth don’t have junk in them
- Open your camera app on your phone
- Put it in portrait mode
- Flip to the front-facing camera
- Realize you shouldn’t do this
- Put camera back in pocket
This Public Service Announcement was funded in part by the Association for Art, Not Selfies, The Camera Coalition of Mean Muggers, and the letter S.
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